Well, as is not unusual for me, I’ve been having some deeeeep thoughts lately. And my mind has been very, very, very busy creating all manner of new adventures. So, I thought it would be “fun” to let explorer types do a little spelunking into the well guarded network of caves known as “Kelly’s brain”.
So put on this Hazmat suit, sign this waiver, watch this short video on safety, then follow me. Please do not remove any glitter from this area.
This vast matrix of sparkly caverns (hand gesture) is too much to cover in one tour so I thought we’d cover one area that is particularly relevant. If you look over there to the right you’ll see what looks like daylight...we’re going to head that way. We’re walking, we’re walking….Ok. Sir please don’t touch the gray matter.
So this illuminated section we’re standing in is “room 8”, better known as the 8th house of the zodiac. Across the hall there you’ll see room 2, which is very swanky, and next to it, the infamous room 3. The door to room 3 (the 3rd house) remains closed at all times to contain the noise and light. You can see the light pouring out from under the door and if you listen..I think...yes today it’s jazz. That room is never dark, or quiet. It is extremely busy and while it would be a fascinating tour, it has not been deemed safe for visitors.
But here in room 8, things are a little slower, a little quieter. This room is not always open for tour, but is more illuminated right now than it is typically.
You’ll notice the sound of ocean waves is ambient from all corners of this space, and there are multiple fountains and water features here. Across this dimly lit and black velvet adorned sitting room, you’ll see a swimming pool. Visitors aren’t allowed to go into that area because it is the deepest pool of water known in this brain. The bottom has never been found and it is believed to lead to the other side. The owner of this brain swims in it regularly, diving down to depths that are said to be both unnerving and comforting at the same time. It is said that when she emerges, she often goes across the hall to room 3.
This is one of the most complicated rooms here in this brain, and its experiential history is observable in the highly symbolic decor. Walk with me…
This section of the room, covered in photos, is the remembrance section. You’ll notice there’s a mixture of gold frames and black frames. The gold frames denote a loved one who has passed. And there’s an unusually high number of black frames here in this collection; those mark the lives lost to suicide. The oldest of the black frames appeared prior to the owners birth, and the next one in 1984 (with no reference to George Orwell intended). We don’t count them anymore, and we don’t know why they’re here but it is clear that they hold great importance here in this brain. This area has very limited seating, as very few others are invited in here for long. The seating in this area is arranged in such a way that all the photos can be viewed, studied, and communed with.
Moving along, this section is pretty sexy. I ask that you please place your hands in your pockets and touch nothing, including yourself as we enter the sexuality space. Please watch your step, as the red silk can be tricky. Also please do not touch the candles and do not drip hot wax on yourself no matter how compelled you feel to do that while standing in this space. The sexual energy here, as you can feel, is palpable and intense. There are many textures in this room, and it smells faintly of blackberries and toast and no one understands this. We can’t stay in this space for too long, both because it is sacred and because guests tend to hump each other absent-mindedly...and you did sign a waiver.
We generally don’t spend much time in this section, but you can see, this area is covered in money. It smells like money here. This is other people’s money, which has a different vibration and scent than room 2 across the hall, where money is earned. It is rumored that the owner regularly rolls around in this area, scantily clothed, before any money comes in or goes out. Don’t touch that, sir. Thank you.
This small area here with what appears to be an out of place karaoke stage covered in rhinestones, is perhaps one of the most interesting parts of this tour. This dais is where a great deal of painful information is processed and re-formed into comedy. This feature is not common among all brains. It has been proposed that the depth of the pool in the first area we visited, and the amount of energy contained in this stage area are directly correlated. We are not clear if this area of room 8 was created intentionally or grew from a need. You can see the window in this area peers straight into that crazy room 3, but it is paned with privacy glass so only the owner can view in. M’am, don’t touch that microphone, it won't work for you...
This next section is the movie room, and you are welcome to sit here and be comfortable, if you don’t mind watching death. It is believed that this room developed out of both volunteer work with AIDS patients and volunteer work in hospice, as well as great medical curiosity and past life interest. It is, oddly, the most welcoming of the sections of room 8, and is very comfortable. All needs are met in this area, the temperature is perfect, there are snacks, beverages, reading material, poetry, an upgraded Spotify account. Much information is processed here that is transferred across the hall and then back into our next area, which we will see in action. If you find yourself involuntarily crying, it’s normal. Tissues are plentiful here. As are crayons, and we don’t fully understand this.
Our tour concludes today with what we call “the garage”. The room 8 garage is an intense and yet creative place where new aspects of self are literally created. The conveyor belt you see transports thoughts and information from room 3 into this room for experimenting, construction, dismantling, examination, reconstruction, etc. It is in this garage that new areas of room 8 are created as needed. There is a direct and instant connection between this room and room 5, which is also not on todays tour for the same reason as room 3. Room 5 transmits creative energy into the garage here, to spark new ways of creating the self. Also of note, both of the owner’s children (who reside in room 5) have natal sun in this room 8 as well. This explains some of the connections and energy here in the garage. The garage is very busy and accessible right now, which is historically unusual. The owner’s Uranus opposition is coming to a close, to the flurry of activity here will quiet down some over the coming months.
What I haven’t told you yet is why this room is more accessible at this time. We aren’t entirely sure what stimulates the energy in this room but it is clear that the Capricorn stellium we’ve just experienced (there are currently 4 planets in Capricorn, but there were 5 or 6 until a few days ago), as well as the intense pairing of Mars and Jupiter in Scorpio are contributing to this room 8 energy. Also, and perhaps most importantly, the owner’s solar return is imminent, and the bright illuminating sun is native to this room. Deep and difficult things come up and out during this time of year, hailing from that deep swimming pool over there. What we do know is that when the energy lessens in this area, the owner will spend more time at the public pool in room 11, sharing, communing, and celebrating with loved ones, and the library in room 9, studying and broadening the already wild energy in the infamous room 3.
We hope you’ve enjoyed your tour. Please do not touch anything until we are in the clear zone, and don’t remove your safety suit until we are in the lobby. Please do not remove any glitter from this area and...Sir, please stop touching that…